Showing posts with label Announcements and BS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Announcements and BS. Show all posts

15 Jan 2011

Dark Eldar FaQ 1.0 Musings


Well Funt me ! That was fast for GW, a solid round of baby kissing from the intergalactic plastic crack peddlars today, good show chaps !

lets have a quick look at the more important stuff maybe see if there is anything to be exploited. There is a fair bit of clarification of the obvious in there.


Q: When a unit comprised of some models with Power 
from Pain and some without destroys an enemy unit, does 
the unit gain a pain token? (p25) 
A: Yes. 

So I got excited here, I thought wow, beasts are truly going to be super mean and harlies just might be viable....

Then they put this



Q: When a unit comprised of some models with Power 
from Pain and some without has a pain token, does the 
effect it gives apply to every model in the unit or just to the 
models with the Power from Pain special rule? (p25) 

A: It only applies to the models with the Power from Pain 
    special rule.

While being a little sad faced this does make sense.

This is an interesting one for me and could be considered a nerf as I was under the assumption you could boost any damn direction you like if you are willing to forgoe the cover save , this (I think) will stop the move 18 to just about touch an enemy unit then fly 18 more or less directly back shenanigans, now its pretty much A to B stuff under can be hit. A small nerf ?

 Q: How do you mark the start and end points of a unit of 
unit of Reavers move when they are using their special 
Bladevanes attack? (p29) 
A: Should confusion arise, simply pick any model in the 
unit as the start point and mark that spot. Then move the 
unit and pick any model as the end point. One unengaged, 
non-vehicle unit under the line between the two markers 
can then be chosen to be the target of the attack. 

Yup , she still sucks something terribad.

Q: Lhamaeans confer their Mistress of Poisons special 
rule onto the Archon they belong to. When do I nominate 
which Court of the Archon belongs to which Archon? (p35) 
A: You should nominate which Archon each Court belongs 
to at the start of each game. Archons with a Court that 
includes one or more Lhamaeans will benefit from the 
Mistress of Poisons special rule. 

Although this kiinda makes sense the original interpretation of the rule went some way to explaining the mind bending cost of an Implosion missile. Can safely say I will never ever EVER use them.

Q: When an implosion missile hits a complex unit (one 
where all the models are not identical in gaming terms) 
how do you work out what rolls are needed to wound and 
how do you distribute these wounds? (p47) 
A: Although the implosion missile causes wounds in an 
unusual way it should be treated the same as any other 
blast weapon. A unit will suffer a number of hits equal to 
the number of models underneath the blast marker. Using 
the majority Wounds value of the unit roll to see how many 
wounds are caused and then allocate these in the usual 
manner. 

Okay the following was make or break on the Void Raven for me , thank god they made good *victory jig* Still frankly a highly underwhelming weapon to be classed as 'the dreaded' still no clarification as to weather you get cover or not /how it is worked out .......

Q: Can a void mine be used regardless of the speed the 


Voidraven Bomber is moving at in its Movement phase? 
(p47) 
A: Yes. 

Boo hiss, blatant nerf , ID rule itself is quite clear on the subject.

Q: When using Asdrubael Vectʼs Obsidian Orbs or the 
Orbs of Despair, do you use the targets Toughness or 
Leadership for the purposes of working out if Instant Death 
applies? (p55) 
A: You use the targetʼs Leadership

Now this really pisses me off , its taken a big nerf from last edition as it is, we are now in an edition where melta/AT is positively coming out of people ears so they make it softer ? with no access to some of the useful upgrades ....., pretty much means I wont be fielding it even for fun and wont likely buy one if GW releases it, 200 points for what exactly ? mounded pile of fail, 200 point handicap. yeah the high lord of Commoragh himself can't bling his pimpwagon ?


Edit: Apparently the french version has Aerial assault and was not removed in the new faq , now THAT I might pay 200 points for.

Q: Can the Dais of Destruction take any of the vehicle 
upgrades available to Raiders? (p82) 
A: No. 


Things I would like to have seen were the absence of tormentors being explained or rectified, also sliscus' deep strike still differs from retrofires and needs clarification.

Its early days yet so I expect more questions etc will feature in 1.2 faq . Also to note Mr Kelly has an article on playing with DE in WD this month , as its written by the guy that designed them I would say its worth a look.

In funny shit this week, Warseer .....



Coming up later this weekend , Rave Review for Trueborns 


4 Jan 2011

Going Forward

Hello all and welcome to 2011.

Hope you all enjoyed crimbo and have had a great start to the year. I have been off of the Webz due to christmas, family and New Vegas etc, mostly New Vegas.....

I'm baaack and scheming schemes and plotting plots.

Coming up this week A review of DE Mandrakes, a Retro review and depending  game progress on Vegas some painting......

Hoping to bring you a little something something in the way of a Scourge related guest hobby article and last but not least another Spacewolves showcase article over on Mindofthedeamon.

8 Oct 2010

Something Something something Dark Eldar ....

Ok Just going to throw this up here before starting work on this weeks retro.

Made it into town today and was allowed to sit for some hours and comb through the New DE book.

The Fail :

Defo giving the golden turd award to mandrakes they are made of lame and aids.

At first glance the Talos seems to have changed very little, given my feelings on the wraithlord and that the talos is only str and T 7, not a fan ... The chronos may infact prove to be the more useful of the two , tho they will have to turn out to be something something spectacular to nudge out the fighters/bomber.


Most of the special characters seem good at first glance but actually suck for what you pay/they should be good for. Main culprits are Lelith and especially Drazhar, who is essentially just a phoenix lord , yes this means he is many many points and possesses no invun and is frankly a real disappointment.

Shame... as he looks like this:

No bikes for characters now *sad panda* Loads of really cool sounding / looking wargear that is largely pointless/crap on second glance , just dont get distracted and the army is fine.

Tho there is a sniper rifle that removes the target from play, oh ho ho ho Lysander ho ho *jabba voice*

There are some pretty nice vehicle upgrades giving em all access to 5+ invun and the old - 6" from the range jobbie. Oh and deepstrike ability can be bought to, given that DE vehicles can now shoot EVERYTHING even at cruising speed = godly Alpha strike.

Im very excited about the aircraft, the fluff for which is excellent and made me crack a dark smile. Especially on how Deathscythe missiles are described to work, the lulz



Does anyone have a tissue ?
It will be interesting to see how DE will handle the current mech spam, though I think the various str9 lance weps on the bomber may be funzies ;o)

Talking of which I'm not sure if the ravager is going to be a particularly great heavy support choice, av 11 and three standard h weps which I think is either Dark lances or disintegrators with no plas cannon setting :o(

 I guess it depends on cost effectiveness, given the flyers carry various Dark lance weps and bombs and some bonkers missiles. I may hold off on the ravager and pick some up cheap when some clueless idiots rieg quit after discovering that DE are not just 'pointy' marinez.

 Especially since GW are charging a fortune for the damn model.

The Scourges have had a cool fluff re jig and now look teh Awsomzrocksorxz, they will be packing some amazing firepower it seems, one of the few sources of Ap1 in any quantity in the book


Evil tengu will shit on your Car Rhino
I'm thinking that the Bikes are going to be a fun choice, they are good but expensive and if you ever stop turbo boosting likely to die, torrent is really going to sting these chaps, going to need much practice and a little artistry to get the most from these perhaps.

The Elites section is pretty packed but at least to me the Elite Kabal warriors look solid , 4 special weps and 2 heavy per squad ? they will turn any raider they are in into a filthy gunboat.

Hmm trying to think of anything else that caught me.

Ah yeah you know each book has a character you tend to see alot of ?

 For the DE I think that just might turn out to be Sliscus, hes a fairly solid archon build with a bunch of army/squad improving special rules. It seems Vects Ex wife may be hanging around with him quite a bit, the drama.

Right I'm going to leave it there for now as I need to do this weeks retro, I'll post that a bit later , this was just to get some musings on the page and make a wee report for anyone who may be interested.

L8rZ

5 Oct 2010

Moo hoo huh hu ha haaa haaagh !



*gibbering They'd all laugh at me if they knew what I was trying to do... to create a new strain of super-list in a half an hour with a fraction of nature's resources and out-dated designs eldar book ? and a FOOL for an assistant. "Shard ? he's mad," they'd say. "He's insane. He's dangerous." Well I'll show them! I'll show them all!


Yup I bought the ENTIRE Dark Eldar release today (except for the over priced bikes) My safety settings have been deleted/lost in the warp.


 let the wallet BURN !!


For all you soft pampered skill-less :oP Marine/BA/SW/IG players/ball bags out there, a brief yet deserved statement if I may, as we move (very briefly no doubt) into a reign of Eldar ascendancy.




And does the picture below remind anyone else of a certain DE character ? whodda thunk he had a handbag dog ?


Mr Foofy loved to help daddy with his work
Back soon with this weeks retro also let it be known that I shall be doing an anti retro (Rabid review ?) for the DE book when it lands so will be jumping up to 2 articles a week plus a deluge of hobby Inbetween.










30 Aug 2010

They Killed My New TOI

So, following on from my last post, no sooner had I settled my self back into a game I had started with a chap the other day, vassal died ..... not even the main site has been up to contact anyone so I'm now suffering terrible cold turkey.

 Having the 'honeymoon stage' with a new plaything cut short is pain that should be reserved for kiddy fiddlers and people in marketing.

All a bit Richard the third really....

I'll wait to get a bit more time on vassal before I tear it to pieces for this outrage, so if anyone would like a game when they fix it drop me a line.

Ok so this here is an announcement of sorts, as I take the odd break from the Pain (ting) I will be doing a unit by unit analysis/rant on the units in the Eldar codex. I will also be submitting for potential public ridicule my own re written rules for them, which bring them up to scratch with 5th.

Will be fishing for some opinions and Just to shake things up a bit I'll be going backwards through the book hopefully at the rate of about one per week.

So once the cramps cease and I have rid myself of the scent of vom and poo and cleaned up a little Ill be attempting to tackle the Fire prism.

Soon